i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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