Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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