Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
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