I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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