You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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