i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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