what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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