4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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