I think i sorta joined a cult last night
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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