We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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