have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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