Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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