I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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