these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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