Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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