it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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