i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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