The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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