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I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
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