My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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