last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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