Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Randomize
