Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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