nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Randomize
