dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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