Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
