Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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