In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
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