just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
