I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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