and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Randomize
