I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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