You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Where is the hickey?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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