I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
You need a sexual gate keeper
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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