I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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