Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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