Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
soo... how was my night?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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