I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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