drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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