covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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