By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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