Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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