We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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