doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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