i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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