WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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