Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
i believe in u and ur pee
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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