She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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