The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
That accounts for only three of the penises
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
