Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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