i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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