Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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