Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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