i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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